A Very Horrorfied Xmas

by The Horrorfied Podcast

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Inspired by a conversation with Horrofied Fans, we gathered together for our last day in the studio, flew in a small choir from China, a troup of Russian Ballet dancers, The Linden Method, the Ghost of Dean Martin (who sounds AWFUL, his age is finally showing), and our very own David R. Mitchell to put together "A Very Horrorfied Christmas"; a collection of holiday tunes sung in the key of heart-wrenching woe and depression by our (for some reason) beloved gloomy Master of Ceremonies. This one is sure to make it onto your shelf right next to "All I Want For Christmas Is A Goat" (songs sung in the key of goat screams), and "Santa's Farting Elves - A Farting Christmas" (self-explanatory).

Thank you for the wonderful year thus far. Thank you all for supporting the show and supporting our endeavors, no matter how "off" they may be from time to time. This is from us to you.

Happy Holidays. Big things are coming. We'll see you on the other side (because time is a flat circle) in 2017.


released December 23, 2016

"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" written by Johnny Marks; originally performed by Brenda Lee.
"Jingle Bell Rock" written by Joe Boothe and Jim Beal; originally performed by Bobby Helms.
"Santa Baby" originally written by Joan Javits and Phillip Springer; originally performed by Eartha Kitt. Performed here by The Linden Method.
"All I Want For Christmas Is You" written by Mariah Carey and Walter Afanasieff; originally performed by Mariah Carey.
"Last Christmas" written by George Michael; originally performed by WHAM!
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" written by Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane; originally performed by Judy Garland



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